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Songfic
By Keshihead
Submitted: March 17, 2005
Updated: March 17, 2005
Brandy, Whiskers and Whisky have a little karaoke party!
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Brandy, Whisky and Whiskers songfic
What each character will sing
Brandy - "The Model" by Kraftwerk (with altered lyrics)
Whisky - "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses
Whiskers - "Ashes" by Embrace
Brandy and Whiskers (duet) - "Broken" by Seether ft. Amy Lee
Whisky and Whiskers (duet) - "Lessons in Love" by Level 42
Brandy and Whisky (duet) - "Femme like You" by K'Maro
Altogether (all 3) - "This Fire" by Franz Ferdinand
(Whisky - Lead singer + guitar, Whiskers - Drums + vocals, Brandy - Guitar + vocals)
Novelty act - "Schnappi das kleine Krokodil"
It was morning in the jungle, and Whisky was waking up to greet the day ahead. During the night, he had
come up with a brilliant idea for something for him and his new-found friends, Brandy and Mr Whiskers,
to do. He took a CD case in his hand, and left his treehouse, and set off through the jungle to find
Brandy and Mr Whiskers' treehouse. He found it without too much trouble, and he knocked on the door.
Brandy answered
"Good morning, Whisky" said Brandy
"And a very good morning to you, Brandy," said Whisky "Is Whiskers around?" Whiskers popped out
from wherever he was hiding
"Mornin', Whisky" said Whiskers
"Hey, Whiskers!" said Whisky "Brandy still being nice to you?" Brandy scowled "I'm just messing.
Honestly, you need a sense of humour, girl, or you'll be a sourpuss all your life!"
"So, what brings you to our humble abode?" asked Brandy
"It's funny you should ask," said Whisky as he held up the CD case in Brandy's view "In my hand, I have
THE best karaoke party imaginable! I personally hand-picked tracks for us to do individually, some as
duets, and 2 for us all to do together. Er, you can sing, can't you, Brandy?" Brandy scowled at him again,
while Whisky and Whiskers burst out laughing
"HAA HA HA HA! Don't take it so personally, luv!" laughed Whisky "I'm just having a laugh. I'm sure
you've got a lovely voice."
"Why don't you make fun of Whiskers once in a while!" yelled Brandy, as she allowed Whisky to enter.
Whisky put the CD of music into the CD player that was stood on a nearby table. The display on the
front showed an 8, for the number of tracks on the disc. Whisky also placed several sheets of paper
nearby.
"OK," said Whisky "As I said earlier, I have a track for each of us, 3 tracks for us to do in duets, and 2
tracks for us to do as a trio. We'll start with the solos, I think. OK, who wants to go first?" No-one
volunteered "OK, then we'll have to do rock, paper, scissors." They all put their fists into a circle and
chose their symbol. Brandy chose paper, Whisky also chose paper, while Whiskers chose rock. Since
he was the loser, Whiskers had to go first.
"OK, Whiskers," said Whisky "Your track is 'Ashes' by Embrace. I've put the words on a sheet for you so
you know how the song goes" He set the CD player to track 3 and pressed Play. The song started.
I've waited, and given the chance again,
I'd do it all the same, but either way
I'm always outplayed, up on your down days
I left it the right way, to start again
Chorus
Now watch me rise up and leave all the ashes you made out of me
When you said that we were wrong, life goes on, just look how long I've agreed
Now watch me rise up and leave all the ashes you made out of me
When you said that we were wrong, life goes on, just look how long I've agreed
Out of place, like a gem on a coalface
Lost on the right way, it's all the same
'Cause I've had my hopes raised, riding the wrong waves
Scared when you felt safe to start again
Chorus
Now watch me rise up and leave all the ashes you made out of me
When you said that we were wrong, life goes on, just look how long I've agreed
Now watch me rise up and leave all the ashes you made out of me
When you said that we were wrong, life goes on, you blew me away
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Awaaaaaaay
Repeat chorus
I sink like a stone, I lost my control [x3]
As the song ended, Brandy and Whisky applauded. Whiskers took a bow and made his way over to
where Brandy and Whisky were standing. Whisky looked up at Brandy
"OK, who's gonna go next?" said Whisky. Brandy pushed Whisky aside playfully
"Guess I'll show you both how it's done" said Brandy as she crossed over to where the CD player was.
"# You snooty little cutie with your nose in the air #" sang Whisky as she walked
"Watch it!" warned Brandy, shaking her fist. Whisky handed her a sheet of words
"I picked the PERFECT track for you, plus I made my own lyrics. Your song is 'The Model' by Kraftwerk"
said Whisky.
"Sounds like the perfect track for me!" said Brandy. Whisky set the CD player to track 1 and pressed
Play. An electronic bassline played
My name's Brandy and I'm looking good
I'd like to go back home that's understood
I play hard to get, I'm mean from time to time
It only takes Mr Whiskers to blow my mind
INSTRUMENTAL
"What did you write these bad lyrics for?" shouted Brandy as the instrumental played
"Hey, I think I captured your personality quite well!" laughed Whisky "Here comes the next verse!"
I'm going out today, love drinking just smoothies
And I have been checking nearly all the guys
I'm pitching my woo and I can hear them say
Brandy, you're so horrible, please go away
INSTRUMENTAL
"Your lyrics are getting worse, Whisky!" said Brandy
"I know, I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with 'smoothies'!" laughed Whisky
"I MEAN THE HORRIBLE PART!" shouted Brandy as the interlude finished.
I'm posing for consumer products now and then
For every camera I give the best I can
You saw me on the cover of a magazine
When I beat Gaspar's girlfriend to smithereens
MUSICAL INTERLUDE TO FINISH
As the song ended, Whisky and Whiskers applauded.
"Well, the first two verses were mean, but the last one was pretty nice!" said Brandy
"Oh, yeah, you kicked Gabriella's BUTT!" said Whisky "But, I kinda preferred you as an uncouth slob!
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Brandy
"Well, you looked really cute chasing your tail, and howling at the moon and stuff" said Whisky. Brandy
blushed slightly
"Do you really mean that?" asked Brandy
"Course I do" said Whisky "Right, guess it's my turn to sing" He made his way to the CD player, set it to
track 2, took his sheet of paper, and pressed Play.
"I picked a perfect song for the situation we're in right now" said Whisky as the intro began "This is
'Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns N Roses"
1ST VERSE
Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money honey, we got your disease
CHORUS:
In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
I wanna watch you bleed
2ND VERSE
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed, but it's the price to pay
(Look at Brandy)
And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights, but you won't get there for free
In the jungle, Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, I wanna hear you scream
INSTRUMENTAL
3RD VERSE
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got the hunger for what you see, you'll take it eventually
You can have everything you want, but you better not take it from me
CHORUS
And when you're high you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down....YEAH
INSTRUMENTAL
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby...you're gonna DIEEE
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna bring you down....HA!!
"Well, how was that then?" asked Whisky as Brandy and Whiskers applauded "Jungle Idol or what!"
"Not bad" said Brandy "So, what's next?
"Well, we'll do the duets next," said Whisky "Since Whiskers went first, he gets to choose who he pairs
up with first. OK, Whiskers, you can either pair up with me or Brandy. Who would you like to pair with?"
"I'll pick Brandy" said Whiskers
"OK, I've got a nice one for both of you" said Whisky "It's 'Broken' by Seether ft. Amy Lee" He handed
them their lyric sheets, set the CD player to track 4, and pressed Play. A nice intro played.
WHISKERS
I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
BOTH
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
WHISKERS
You've gone away
You don't feel me...anymore
BRANDY
The worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain (BOTH) away
There's so much left to learn, (BOTH) and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain
BOTH
'Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
INSTRUMENTAL
BOTH
'Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
WHISKERS
You've gone away
You don't feel me...anymore
ENDING
Whisky applauded loudly as the song finished, while Brandy and Whiskers took a bow
"That was fantastic!" said Whisky "You were so good together!" Brandy smiled
"Well, at least that song didn't have any mean lyrics in it" said Brandy "Who's next?"
"I'll partner up with Whiskers for this one" said Whisky "because I've got a SPECIAL track lined up for us
to do, Brandy"
"It's not gonna be another mean one is it?" asked Brandy, worriedly
"No" laughed Whisky "You'll enjoy it, trust me!" Brandy and Whisky swapped places. Whisky handed
Whiskers a lyric sheet, set the CD player to track 5 and pressed Play. A cheesy 80's bassline played
"OK, this is 'Lessons in Love' by Level 42" said Whisky
WHISKY
I'm not proud, I was wrong
and the truth is hard to take
I felt sure we had enough
but our love went overboard
lifeboat lies lost at sea
I've been trying to reach your shore
waves of doubt keep drowning me
BOTH
All the dreams that we were building
we never fulfilled them
could be better, should be better
for lessons in love
WHISKY
For restless eyes egos burn
and the mould is hard to break
now we've waded in too deep
and love is overboard
heavy hearts, token words
all the hopes I ever had
fade like footprints in the sand
BOTH
All the homes that we were building
we never lived in
could be better, should be better
lessons in love
if we lose the time before us
the future will ignore us
we should use it, we could use it, yeah
lessons in love
lost without love
WHISKERS
Lessons in love
when will you ever learn
lessons in love
when there's nowhere left to turn
lessons in love
don't let your spirit burn
lessons in love
I'll wait 'till you return
BOTH (Whisky sings parts in brackets alone)
All the dreams that we were building
we never lived them
we could lose it, we should use it
(lessons in love) lessons in love
all the homes that we were building
we never lived in
could be better (could be better), should be better
lessons in love
if we lose the time before us
the future will ignore us
we should use it, we could use it (good god)
lessons in love
Brandy applauded as the song finished
"Very nice, boys" said Brandy "OK, Whisky, what's this special track you picked for me and you to do?"
"You'll love it!" said Whisky "Oh, by the way, can you speak and read French?"
"Is this another joke?" asked Brandy, sternly
"No, for real this time. The song is sung mainly in French, so I'm just asking in case there's a problem"
said Whisky
"Oh, well if that's the case, French is no problem" said Brandy. Whisky nodded and set the CD player to
track 6. He handed Brandy her lyric sheet. The track started with the singers talking to each other
(B) Oooh
(W) Yes
(W) Je m'appelle comment?
(W) Hey Brandy,
(W) You ready, girl?
(B) C'mon, let's do this, Whisky
Chorus
WHISKY
Donne-moi ton coeur baby,
Ton corps baby hey
Donne-moi ton bon vieux funk,
Ton rock baby,
Ta soul baby hey
Chante avec moi, je veux une femme like you
Pour m'emmener au bout du monde, une femme like you
Hey
BRANDY
Donne-moi ton coeur baby,
Ton corps baby hey
Donne-moi ton bon vieux funk,
Ton rock baby,
ta soul baby hey
Chante avec moi, je veux un homme like you
Bad boy tu sais qu'tu m'plais,
un homme like you
Hey
WHISKY
Quand tu chantes, j'oublie
J'ai plus le moindre soucis
J'ai le mal qui fuit,
Tu donnes un son à ma vie
Et puis j'sais pas qu'est-ce qui s'passe,
T'as ce regard dans la face
Qui me ramène à la case départ, là où j'suis parti,
Nous ramène à la soirée du bar quand on est sortis
Et c'est cette même complicité qui s'installe,
Ou quand on est sur la scène
Et qu'on brille sous la même étoile
Quand ta voix croise la mienne, que j'ai ta soul dans mes veines
Que mon vibe coule dans les tiennes
Femme t'es belle mais quand tu chantes t'es sexy,
Flash sur elle, vas y baby !
BRANDY
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHISKY
Donne-moi ton coeur baby,
Ton corps baby hey
Donne-moi ton bon vieux funk,
Ton rock baby,
Ta soul baby hey
Chante avec moi, je veux une femme like you
Pour m'emmener au bout du monde, une femme like you
Hey
BRANDY
Donne-moi ton coeur baby,
Ton corps baby hey
Donne-moi ton bon vieux funk,
Ton rock baby,
ta soul baby hey
Chante avec moi, je veux un homme like you
Bad boy tu sais qu'tu m'plais,
un homme like you
Hey
WHISKY
Complice on leur donne un bon son, like soulmates
A la Diddy, Mary J. Blige glamourous, ton style et ton charme t'es fabulous
Un délice pour un macadam
Mmm baby baby, si tu savais comme j'te mmm baby baby
Crois-moi que l'atmosphère est parfaite,
Et plus tu chantes, plus je j'glisse sur la pente et j'perds la tête
BOTH
Deux vies, deux voix qui s'rencontrent
Deux histoires qui se racontent
Une chanson pour le dire,
Y'a les mots, les images pour le décrire
WHISKY
Une belle rencontre à l'ancienne,
Prends un flash! y'a d'la magie sur scène,
Le rideau tombe et c'est terminé
Une belle collabo, des mots sur une feuille, pour se rappeler
WHISKY
Donne-moi ton coeur baby,
Ton corps baby hey
Donne-moi ton bon vieux funk,
Ton rock baby,
Ta soul baby hey
Chante avec moi, je veux une femme like you
Pour m'emmener au bout du monde, une femme like you
Hey
BRANDY
Donne-moi ton coeur baby,
Ton corps baby hey
Donne-moi ton bon vieux funk,
Ton rock baby,
ta soul baby hey
Chante avec moi, je veux un homme like you
Bad boy tu sais qu'tu m'plais,
un homme like you
Hey
Bad boy
WHISKY
Donne-moi ton coeur,
Donne-moi ton corps,
Donne-moi ta soul,
Ton rock'n'roll
Je veux une femme like you
BRANDY
Un homme like you
Only like you, baby
WHISKY
Donne-moi ton coeur baby,
Ton corps baby hey
Donne-moi ton bon vieux funk,
Ton rock baby,
Ta soul baby hey
Chante avec moi, je veux une femme like you
Pour m'emmener au bout du monde, une femme like you
Hey
BRANDY
Donne-moi ton coeur baby,
Ton corps baby hey
Donne-moi ton bon vieux funk,
Ton rock baby
ta soul baby hey
Chante avec moi, je veux un homme like you
Bad boy tu sais qu'tu m'plais,
un homme like you
Hey
(FADE OUT)
Whiskers applauded as loud as he could when the song finished
"WOW!" he shouted "Even though I couldn't understand a word you were singing, that was brilliant!"
Brandy went all coy
"Aw, leave it out, Whiskers!" said Brandy "It wasn't that good, was it?"
"Are you kidding?" said Whisky "We were SO GOOD together!" Brandy smiled
"So, what now?" asked Brandy
"Well, I've got 2 songs for us all to do together" said Whisky "One's a track I used to listen to all the time,
and the other is a bit of a novelty song. Which do you wanna do first?"
"I think we'll do the novelty song first" said Brandy "To get it out of the way"
"OK, but you now have to be able to read and speak German" said Whisky "You OK with that?"
"Yep, no problem" said Brandy
"OK, the track is 'Schnappi das kleine Krokodil'" said Whisky
"What's that mean?" asked Whiskers
"It means 'Snappy the little crocodile'" said Whisky, as he handed out the lyric sheets and set the CD
player to track 8. A glockenspiel melody played
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.
Komm aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil.
Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei
[Refrain]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
hab scharfe Zähne, und davon ganz schön viel.
Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann,
ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann.
[Refrain]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
ich schnappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel.
Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran,
und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann
[Refrain]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
und vom Schnappen, da krieg ich nicht zu viel.
Ich beiß dem Papi kurz ins Bein,
und dann, dann schlaf ich einfach ein.
[Outro]
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (ja!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (schnapp!)
Schni Schna Schnappi (mhmm!)
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp (ja!)
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi (hmm) Schnappi Schnap
When the song finished, all 3 friends fell about laughing!
"How did you find this song?" asked Brandy
"Well, I was on the Internet before my fateful plane trip" said Whisky "On a forum I'm on, someone
posted a message about music channels and put a link to www.viva.tv, which is a German music
channel. The first show I saw was a top 100 and that song was on it, so I downloaded it"
"OK" said Brandy "So, what's the other song?"
"It's 'This Fire' by Franz Ferdinand" said Whisky as he handed out the lyric sheets and set the CD player
to track 7. The intro began
1ST VERSE (WHISKY)
Eyes
Burning a way to me
Eyes
Destroying so sweetly
Now
There is a fire in me
A fire that burns
CHORUS (ALL)
This fire is out of control
I'm gonna burn this city
Burn this city X2
This fire is out of control
This fire is out of control
This fire is out of control
And I burn
2ND VERSE (WHISKY)
Eyes
Boring a way through me
Paralysed
Controlling completely
Now
There is a fire in me
A fire that burns
CHORUS (ALL)
This fire is out of control
I'm gonna burn this city
Burn this city x2
This fire is out of control
(WHISKY)
And I
I'm out of control and I burn
Oh how I burn for you
Burn
Oh how I burn for you
Buuuuuurrrrn
How I buuuuuurrrrn
How I buuuuuurrrrn
Oh how I...
MUSICAL INTERLUDE
CHORUS (ALL)
This fire is out of control
I'm gonna burn this city
Burn this city x3
This fire is out of control
I'll burn it, I'll burn it
I'll, I'll, I'll burn it
ENDING
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