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QUID NOVI Journal des étudiant-e-s en droit de l’université McGill Published by the McGill Law Students’ Association Volume 36, no 2 30 septembre 2014 | September 30, 2014 QN • 30 SEPT 2014 •1 QUID NOVI QUID NOVI 3644 Peel Street Montréal, Québec H2A 1X1 [email protected] http://quid.mcgill.ca/ http://www.quidnovi.ca EDITORS IN CHIEF Melissa Cederqvist Ying Cheng Nathan Cudicio IN-HOUSE DIVA EMERITUS Charlie Feldman LAYOUT EDITORS Fortunat Nadima Sunny Yang ASSOCIATE REVIEWERS Pouneh Davar-Ardakani Kaishan He Lindsay Little Elspeth McMurray Samantha Rudolph David Searle Andrew Stuart Journal des étudiant-e-s en droit de l’université McGill McGill Law’s Weekly Student Newspaper Volume 36, no 2 30 septembre 2014 | September 30, 2014 What’s inside ? Quel est le contenu ? ÉDITO3 THE FALLIBILITY OF THE CANADIAN CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM 4 THE LEARNING CURVE: SPEAK UP 6 THE GIRL WHO WAS STUBBORN AT NOT SEEING 7 LAW LIBRARY NEWS 9 BEHIND THE SCENES (BTS): NANCY CZEMMEL 10 TORTS AND TARTS/DÉLITS-CIEUX 12 BTS: LYSANNE LAROSE & VICTORIA LEENDERS-CHENG 14 SRIRACHA SCRAMBLER AND MYSTERY SOUP 16 Election results 17 6 NOVELS EVERY LAW STUDENT SHOULD READ 19 APLAM WELCOME EVENT 19 OVERHEARD AT THE FAC 21 MCGILL LAW MEME 22 WORD SEARCH & SUDOKU 23 STAFF WRITERS Linda Agaby Samantha Rudolph Suzanne Zaccour Agatha Wong Want to talk ? Tu veux t’exprimer ? Envoyez vos commentaires ou articles avant jeudi 17h à l’adresse : [email protected] Toute contribution doit indiquer le nom de l’auteur, son année d’étude ainsi qu’un titre pour l’article. L’article ne sera publié qu’à la discrétion du comité de rédaction, qui basera sa décision sur la politique de rédaction. Quid Novi is published by the McGill Law Students' Association, a student society of McGill University. The content of this publication is the sole responsibility of the McGill Law Students' Association and does not necessarily represent the views of McGill University. Contributions should preferably be submitted as a .doc attachment (and not, for instance, a “.docx.”). The Quid Novi is published weekly by the students of the Faculty of Law at McGill University. Production is made possible through the direct support of students. All contents copyright 2014 Quid Novi. Les opinions exprimées sont propres aux auteurs et ne réflètent pas nécessairement celles de l’équipe du Quid Novi. The content of this publication does not necessarily reflect the views of the McGill Law Students’ Association or of McGill University. Co-Editor in Chief Ying Cheng And so we Beat on... “Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall” -- from The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald While our glorious Montreal summer isn’t fading without a fight, it is also a cold, hard fact that we’re entering into week five of the semester. Up ahead, pumpkin spice lattes, stunning foliage, and midterms of all shapes and sizes. If you haven’t taken your textbook out of its wrapping yet, now would be a good time to do the deed. And maybe download those summaries from Pub Docs or hit up that friend of a friend who has already taken the course. In the meantime, here are some thoughts and reflections on things close to home and around the world. Fill Your Belly Our home away from home is being renovated. As a result, many of us have been slinking into other faculties or Thomson House to get a coffee fix or a quick bite. Beyond those commendable options, if you want a solid sandwich that won’t break the bank, check out Super Sandwich in the basement of the Cartier building, at the corner of Peel and Sherbrooke. This sandwich joint, which is really more of a dépanneur, has long been McGill legend and the subject of many blog posts, but seems to be much better known over at the big campus. The lines are long but go by surprisingly quickly. If you want to take it up a notch, just mosey on over to Café Castel on the other side of Peel and Sherbrooke for great food – of the healthy and sinful sort, plenty of seating, and free wifi, all of which make for a sunny and relatively quiet work space outside of NCDH. A gutted basement is a good a reason as any to find a new watering hole in this beautiful city. Look Around Halfway across the world in Hong Kong, or officially “Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of the People’s Republic of China,” pro-democracy protesters have taken to the streets to fight for their right to elect the city’s chief executive, the top civil position, without Beijing’s intervention. Perhaps you have friends at Hong Kong University or City University or another school in the area doing a study abroad this semester or working in the city. From friends and through reading the news, I hear stories about tear gas in crowds, students boycotting classes, the rumor of Beijing military intervention, and people offering facemasks and water, and support to the protesters. As of Monday morning, students at Hong Kong University have essentially been stuck on campus, blocked in by massive crowds and riot police. It is unclear in this early stage whether the stand-off is a fiery spark of unrest that will fizzle or a sea-change in the city’s rich history since the British handover or transfer of sovereignty in 1997. On the entertainment front, former perennial bachelor, George Clooney, and human rights lawyer extraordinaire, Amal Alamuddin, tied the knot this weekend. Alamuddin is a London-based barrister specializing in criminal law, human rights, and international law (all buzzwords in our humble faculty, says your co-editor-in-chief, tongue-in-cheek). But in all seriousness, her work at various U.N. organs and in commissions prosecuting war crimes and campaigning to prevent sexual violence against children in conflict states does not seem to stray too far from this faculty’s ethos. Who says ya can’t practice international law? Clear Your Mind Parc Mont-Royal. It’s over there, up the hill. Walk it. Run it. Just do it, as a famous, branded checkmark suggests. It’s sublime and calming around this time with vivid foliage that would light up your Instagram through any filter, even the dreary Inkwell or Willow. And those class readings that seem to be copulating and growing exponentially will still be here when you get back. Legend has it that Mont-Royal is a dormant volcano, although Wikipedia is skeptical about this. What is certain, however, is that the park shares a common heritage with New York’s Central Park, both having been designed by Frederick Law Olmstead. The main trail up to the Kondiaronk Belvedere is called the Olmstead trail. Check it out and bring a copy of the Quid. ~~~~ In this issue, our Quid staff writers and contributors offer analysis, advice, opinions, funnies, a wee bit of gossip, and much more. So go ahead and procrastinate for a few minutes. And hey, it’s only week five. QN • 30 SEPT 2014 •3 Co-Directors Innocence McGill THE FALLIBILITY OF THE CANADIAN CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM BY: PATRICK MARTIN-MÉNARD & AMANDA GHAHREMANI On Thursday, October 2nd, the Association in Defence of the Wrongfully Convicted (AIDWYC), in partnership with Innocence McGill, Criminal Law McGill and Women and the Criminal Law, will host a coffeehouse to mark the first International Wrongful Conviction Day. A few high-profile victims of wrongful convictions such as David Milgaard, Donald Marshall Jr. or Réjean Hinsehave become household names in criminal law circles. These cases are neither isolated nor unique. They are some of the many cases illustrating that our justice system is far from infallible. Why wrongful convictions happen “When an innocent person is found guilty of a criminal offence, there has clearly been a miscarriage of justice,” states the Federal Department of Justice’s annual report on Ministerial Review of Miscarriages of Justice. Wrongful convictions can happen for a number of reasons, including mistaken identification by witness, false testimonies, false confessions by suspect or key evidence not presented at trial. David Milgaard, for instance, spent 23 years in prison for a murder and rape he did not commit, before being exonerated after several witnesses recanted their testimonies. Donald Marshall Jr. was wrongfully convicted of murder and served 11 years in prison when the Crown failed to provide full disclosure of evidence it had in its possession that could have proven Marshall’s innocence (this case led to changes in the criminal law rules of evidence regarding disclosure). The battle to get a wrongful conviction overturned can be long and frustrating. Réjean Hinse spent 5 years in prison in Quebec from 1964 to 1969 over a wrongful conviction for aggravated robbery. He then spent the next 33 years trying to clear his name, being constantly tossed from one authority to the other in what he described as a “ping pong of blame between the province and the feds”. In 1989, the Quebec Police Commission opened a case and concluded that Hinse was the victim of a botched police investigation. In 1991, the Quebec Court of Appeal overturned the guilty verdict rendered 27 years earlier, and in 1997 the Supreme Court of Canada finally acquitted him of the crime. Hinse’s battle for compensation for the prejudice he suffered, however, was just starting. In 2011, the Quebec Superior Court sentenced the Attorney General of Canada to pay $5.8 million in damages to Hinse; this decision was however overturned by the Court of Appeal in 2013. Finally, last March, the Supreme QN • 30 SEPT 2014 •4 Court has accepted to hear Hinse’s appeal of that decision. The case is still pending, and Hinse is now 76 years old. Ministerial review under Section 696.1 of the Criminal Code In 2002, sections 696.1 to 696.6 of the Criminal Code of Canada were adopted to set out the law and procedures governing applications for ministerial review cases of miscarriage of justice. Under these sections, the Minister of Justice has the power to order a new trial or appeal if the Minister is satisfied that there is a reasonable basis that a miscarriage of justice likely occurred. According to s. 696.4, the Minister must make this determination by taking in account all the matters that the Minister consider relevant, including “(a) whether the application is supported by new matters of significance that were not considered by the courts or previously considered by the Minister in an application in relation to the same conviction or finding (…), (b) the relevance and reliability of information that is presented in connection with the application, and (c) the fact that an application under this Part is not intended to serve as a further appeal and any remedy available on such an application is an extraordinary remedy.” The work of the Innocence McGill team The burden required for ministerial review to be granted is very high, but sections 696.1 to 696.6 of the Criminal Code set a clearer framework around which to work to this end. The core of the work done by Innocence McGill is to help individuals who claim that they have been the victims of wrongful convictions to research and investigate their claims. If our initial screening is positive, our lawyer supervisor or another Barreau member referred by him will take on the case, and will, with our support, file an application for ministerial review under section 696.1. Our ultimate goal is to help secure the freedom of individuals who are factually innocent of serious crimes for which they continue to serve sentences in Quebec prisons. If you want to find out more about wrongful convictions or about the work of Innocence McGill, please come to the Wrongful Conviction Day coffeehouse at the Atrium on Thursday, October 2nd, from 4:00 pm to 7:00 pm. We will also hold a screening of the documentary film West of Memphis, documenting the wrongful conviction case of three teenagers out of Memphis, Tennesse. The screening will take place on Friday, October 3rd, from 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm, in the Moot Court. The 2014 Raoul Wallenberg Lectureship presents UNITED NATIONS IMMUNITY VERSUS HUMAN RIGHTS The UN’S ROLE AND RESPONSE to the CHOLERA OUTBREAK in Haiti and FINDING AN END TO THE IMPUNITY surrounding UN military and civilian PEACEKEEPING PERSONNEL WHO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL VIOLENCE. STEPHEN LEWIS November 12, 2014 5:30pm, Moot Court McGill Faculty of Law 3644 Peel St. Kindly RSVP to [email protected] Quebec Bar accreditation pending Photo Credit: Farhang Ghajar/CBC QN • 30 SEPT 2014 •5 Law IV THE LEARNING CURVE ALLISON RENDER SPEAK UP This is a weekly column about law school and learning. The best advice is to do what works best for you – but hopefully this column can help you figure out what that might be. Your class has just finished an overview of a case. The professor asks if anyone has any comments. Silence. You fidget in your seat. There was something in the case that bothered you. But you’re not sure about it. You could be wrong. You haven’t fully worked through the idea yet. Suddenly another student raises their hand, confidently articulating their perspective. The same student who answered the last two questions from the professor. McGill students are fortunate that many of our professors encourage discussion and are open to diverse points of view. However, the fact is that the first-year curriculum is dense and confusing. First-years may feel like outsiders to legal reasoning, not qualified to comment. Regardless of any past controversies about “brutalization”, law school is a process of socialization that teaches us to think in certain ways.2 Upper-years may speak more often because they have become “insiders” who understand the accepted ways of reading the law and formulating arguments. However, your outsider’s reaction to the law is valuable. Though The professor scans the classroom for other hands; finding none, your opinions may be less “legal”, though you may lack a full they move on. understanding of the law, you can see the deficiencies of the system that may, with more study, become obscured. Learning to This is a common scenario in first-year classes – and a common think like a lawyer is a valuable skill – it’s the focus of your educaregret among upper-years, including me. I didn’t realize that the tion here - but some upper-years feel they can no longer think in person who spoke up wasn’t any smarter or better prepared than any other way! me. They were just more confident. Class discussion is also a way of applying the skills you already But staying quiet has its costs. It limits your interaction with the have, developing your new legal skills, and receiving feedback on professor, and makes the classroom less dynamic. It is also part of your progress. Professors can try to shape the classroom dynaa systemic problem in university classrooms. Columbia Universi- mic, but students are the ones who determine whether those ty’s report, Gender Issues in the College Classroom,1 summarizes efforts are successful. That’s why I encourage all of you to break the silence in your classes. Here are some helpful things to keep research on the issue: male students speak more often in class discussions; when female students do speak, they tend to make in mind: shorter statements and are more frequently interrupted; female students tend to not be as quick to raise their hands. This ob- In many first-year classes there is a lot of material to get through. This means the professor may move on quite viously varies between students and classrooms, and can affect abruptly from a comment. It doesn’t necessarily mean they men as well. However, if class discussion tends to be dominated disliked what you said. by the most confident students – regardless of background - it - Don’t be afraid to ask questions if you don’t understand. will likely leave out important points of view. Professors want to know if there are problems. Learning is a two-way street. As one professor told me, the students who Professors play a role in creating a welcoming environment for speak up tend to be the most confident about the material. discussion. Several members of the Feminist Collective have prepared a guide to non-sexist teaching which will soon be distribuThis can leave the professor with the wrong impression ted in the Faculty. Some helpful suggestions in the guide, which about the class’ progress. could help all students and not just women, include waiting a - Don’t be afraid to share half-formed ideas. Class discusfew seconds rather than calling on the first person to raise their sion is a testing ground, not a thesis defence. hands, providing feedback and encouragement to all students, - Welcome follow-up questions from a professor. It and holding small group discussions. doesn’t mean they think you are wrong, or stupid. They just want to see how far you can take the argument, or to help QN • 30 SEPT 2014 •6 you develop it. “I don’t know” is an acceptable answer to a follow-up question. - “It doesn’t make sense” is often a valid opinion, if you can support it. Many areas of the law are full of contradictions, redundancies, unnecessarily complicated tests, false or outdated assumptions, bad translations, and strained majorities. - You may disagree with another student, or your professor. Chances are your professor knows more about the topic than you, but debating the issue is still a useful exercise. - Help your fellow students by being supportive and respectful. You don’t have to agree with them, but take their comments seriously. If you disagree, focus on their arguments, not on them personally. This may seem obvious, but don’t groan or roll your eyes when someone speaks – I’ve seen it happen and few actions do more to pollute the learning environment. What do you do with all those ideas once you’ve shared them? Write them down, of course! Next week’s column will be about preparing summaries. http://www.columbia.edu/cu/tat/pdfs/gender.pdf For more on this point, see Duncan Kennedy, “Legal Education as Training for Hierarchy” in D. Kairys, ed. The Politics of Law 3d ed (New York: Basic Books, 1998) 54, available online at duncankennedy.net/legal_education/essays.html; Dean Spade, “For Those Considering Law School” available at http://www.deanspade.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/For-Those-ConsideringLaw-School-Nov-2010.pdf. 1 2 Co-Editor in Chief Nathan Cudicio THE GIRL WHO WAS STUBBORN AT NOT SEEING In a big big world, this girl was now leaving. De la terre, tout autour d’elle, se dressaient des monuments du savoir, véritables joyaux de la race humaine; si hauts que toute perspective les déformait et ils semblaient se rejoindre, les uns aux autres, à l’orée du ciel, à l’endroit où se rencontre la cime des baobabs. Très peu de ciel bleu arrivait à percer ce presque dôme de blocs et d’acier. Mais cela ne faisait rien, la demoiselle s’entêtait dans sa cécité. In a big big world, she is leaving. And struck by reality, she nearly let her heart stumble. Ayant mordu la poussière, elle crut avoir appris sa leçon, se redressa, dépoussiéra son coeur, voulut apercevoir la bleuité du ciel. Sa chute avait soulevé toute sorte de craintes enterrées. La voilà, dépouillée de toute aspiration parce que étranglée par ses angoisses, errant, suffocant, emmitouflée dans un nuage mat. In a big big world, this girl was now leaving. She used to walk, her J’ai recroisé la demoiselle qui semble finalement avoir trouvé son heart in her hand, free as the wind whistling between those buil- coin de ciel. Comment en est-elle venue à constater la frivolité de dings. Her path used to lie somewhere but rarely did she venture son nuage? Il faudra le lui demander… there as her mind would rather run towards unknown gateways. La prochaine édition tente de rassembler des textes à caractère littéraire, nouvelles et poèmes. Find those treasures hiding in your computer and send them before Thursday at 5pm! The Co-Editors-in-Chief QN • 30 SEPT 2014 •7 Call for Submissions Nous vous invitons à écrire ou créer quelque chose d'original sur les femmes et le droit. Please let us know if you would like to contribute by October 24th, along with a possible topic. Toutes formes d’expressions sont les bienvenues. Submissions will be due by November 28th. For more information, visit contours-mcgill.com or contact us at [email protected] A club of the Law Students’ Association, an undergraduate students’ association at McGill University Librarian Svetlana Kochkina LAW LIBRARY NEWS Petite bibliographie des sources électroniques pour l’histoire du droit récemment trouvées : droit (Législation, Doctrine, Coutumiers, Recueils d’arrêts, Dictionnaires, Encyclopédies et Lexicographies). 1. Bibliographie d’histoire du droit en langue française: http:// clhd.univ-nancy2.fr/ 7. Essentiels du droit français: http://gallica.bnf.fr/html/livres/ essentiels-du-droit Cette bibliographie est proposée par le Centre lorrain d’histoire du droit (C.L.H.D.) de l’Université de Nancy 2. Les Essentiels du droit donnent accès à une sélection de titres fondamentaux numérisés à partir des collections patrimoniales de la BnF et consultables dans Gallica. Le corpus est structuré par type de sources du droit correspondant aux axes de la politique documentaire de numérisation en sciences juridiques de la BnF : sources constitutionnelles, sources législatives et réglementaires, jurisprudence, doctrine, sources du droit coutumier et du droit local. 2. Portail numérique en histoire du droit: http://www.histoiredudroit.fr/index.html Ce portail se propose de rassembler et de mettre à la disposition des chercheurs et enseignants en Histoire du droit toutes les informations pratiques, liens utiles et ressources électroniques diverses destinés à faciliter leur travail de recherche et d’enseignement, et d’assurer, autant que possible, la publicité des événements qui s’inscrivent dans le cadre de cette discipline. 3. Jus Politicum: http://www.juspoliticum.com/?lang=en Une revue et une encyclopédie électronique consacrée au droit politique. Ce site se propose d’être un lieu de dialogue entre juristes, philosophes, historiens et politistes, ainsi qu’un point de rencontre entre cultures nationales, comme en témoigne la diversité de ses organes éditoriaux, ainsi que les trois langues de travail de la revue (français, anglais et allemand). 4. Clio@Thémis: http://www.cliothemis.com/ Fondée à l’initiative de plusieurs chercheurs au Centre National de la Recherche Scientifique (CNRS), associant des enseignantschercheurs des universités, cette revue souhaite contribuer au développement des débats et échanges scientifiques sur l’histoire du droit. 5. Nomôdos: http://nomodos.blogspot.ca/p/qui-estwhos-nomodos.html Le blog d’actualités de Clio@Thémis, e-revue d’histoire du droit 6. Le portail Fontes Historiae Iuris: http://fontes-historiae-iuris. univ-lille2.fr/: - inventaires et analyses d’archives des cours de justice françaises et européennes d’Ancien Régime - ouvrages numérisés en histoire du droit et de la justice. Les ouvrages sont classés selon la typologie des sources du 8. Gallica: http://gallica.bnf.fr/ La bibliothèque numérique de la Bibliothèque nationale de France. En libre accès, elle regroupe des livres numérisés, des cartulaires, des revues, des photos et une collection d’enluminures. 9. HathiTrust: http://www.hathitrust.org/ HathiTrust is a partnership of academic and research institutions, offering a collection of millions of titles digitized from libraries around the world. Dictionnaires de droit privé en ligne: Depuis les années 1980, le Centre Paul-André Crépeau de droit privé et comparé a publié les dictionnaires de la terminologie du droit privé québécois issus du projet de recherche Dictionnaires de droit privé et lexiques bilingues. Ces dictionnaires sont des outils de référence uniques et essentiels pour l’ensemble des juristes québécois, pour les traducteurs juridiques, et pour les juristes travaillant en droit comparé. En exprimant le droit privé dans les langues anglaise et française, les Dictionnaires de droit privé / Private Law Dictionaries sont des outils de connaissance originaux qui tiennent compte du fait que le droit privé québécois évolue dans un cadre linguistique et juridique unique au monde. Ils constituent les seuls ouvrages de terminologie juridique pouvant prétendre refléter la spécificité bilingue et bijuridique de la culture juridique québécoise. QN • 30 SEPT 2014 •9 À présent, le Centre offre sur le site web trois dictionnaires en ac- Law Library blog, Facebook & Twitter cès gratuit : le Dictionnaire de droit privé (2ème éd.), le Diction- The Law Library is on social media: naire de droit privé des obligations ainsi que Le dictionnaire de - Read Law Library’s blog http://blogs.library.mcgill.ca/ droit privé de la famille, dans leurs versions française et anglaise. lawlibrary/ Dans les projets du Centre est de rajouter au site Le Dictionnaire - Like our Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/ de droit privé – Les Biens qui est paru en format papier en 2012 NahumGelberLaw.Library et la deuxième édition du Dictionnaire de droit privé de la famille - Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/McGillLawLiqui paraitra bientôt. brar Le lien vers les dictionnaires peut être trouvé ici : Subject guides / Law / Reference http://www.mcgill.ca/library/find/subjects/law/ reference In-House Diva Behind the Scenes: Lifting the New Chancellor Veil CHARLIE FELDMAN For this new Quid feature, we sit down with folks behind the scenes here at the Faculty. For many of us, these people are just names at the bottom of an e-mail we’re quick to delete, but the Quid intrepid newspaper that we are - digs deep to bring you the full story… or, well, our take on it! Who: Nancy Czemmel What: Student Affairs Office, Faculty of Law Where: 4th Floor, NCDH When: When I sat down with the Queen of the SAO? Last Thursday. Why: Because I wanted to ask “What’s the worst excuse a student has given when asking for an extension on an assignment?” The Quid was surprised to learn that the SAO is more than just where you go to turn in assignments at the last minute. Then again, the Quid doesn’t really turn in assignments and has no idea what’s going on generally. That’s why we were so happy to meet with Nancy - cause if you’re like the Quid and need some guidance, the SAO is there to help! Quid: What should students know about the SAO other than that it’s where they run, sweat-drenched from the Peel St Mountain, to get that 3:59pm assignment time stamp? Nancy (N): We do a lot more than just assignments - I don’t think students realize it, but we take care of exams, course scheduling, graduation and degree audits, course prizes ... acting as liaison for the New York and Quebec Bars … we’re in the background that you don’t see, so when you show up to an exam and there’s an invigilator and books - it’s all done by the people here. They really are the unsung heroes -- they’re a good bunch. Quid: How big is the team and what is your role? I manage the Student Affairs and the Graduate Programs Office - my role is to oversee and administer anything involved from re- QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 10 gistration to graduation. The team at the SAO includes two student advisers and three student coordinators; the Graduate Programs Office includes a student coordinator and a senior coordinator. We’re also involved in the wellness program. Nancy explains the roles of the Student Advisers: Vanessa who works with 1Ls and 2Ls, and Giosi who works with the upper-years, “Either can see any student - and can advise on minors and majors, clerkships -- questions like “I have to graduate by X, what can I do?” -- students should come take advantage». The SAO is also hoping to launch peer-to-peer support in the Winter, training students who then can help others with questions about McGill and the Faculty. Quid: What is the biggest misconception students have about the SAO? N: That we always say no. Quid: That’s NOT true?!?!? N: It’s not. We’re pretty flexible within the rules and regulations of the Faculty - but on the whole I think we’re pretty supportive of the students and faculty as a whole. We really are here to support your success - we’re not here to stop you from taking that course you want or to prevent you from graduating on time. Sometimes, we’ll have to say no - but nobody here wants to say no. We work within the rules we have, but always make sure we keep the integrity of the degree and the program, while at the same time remaining transparent. N: Well, I would say “When in doubt, throw it out!” I get a lot of requests due to gastro and food poisoning - and this is not just law students. I’ve have had to deal with thousands of students who’ve have gastro - of course, it’s fine when they have medical notes. Quid: Speaking of food, if one were to… say…. bring something in for the SAO…. not related to an assignment or anything, just.. you know… you have my extension request and there just happens to be brownies on your desk the next morning... N: *laughs* Normally students bake us things after the fact. But, uhh, I guess *still laughing* if you bribe us, it has to be for the group as a whole. We can’t accept individual gifts. This year marks Nancy’s 25th at McGill, having completed stints in Quid: So, lets see… that’s… seven people to bake for? Any prefeEngineering, Medicine, and here at the Faculty of Law. She can’t rences? say enough nice things about the team with which she works and N: Cookies! the Associate Deans she has served (four of them) since arriving Quid: Okay, so I’m bringing in chocolate? Macadamia nuts? at the Faculty in 2006. N: We’ll take anything, pretty much. *laughs* We’re big on baked goods - and if they can be gluten free, the better. Quid: How do law students compare with these other Faculties? Quid: You know if people see this they’re going to think there’s N: You’re very intelligent, smart people, very focused. Most of some kind of corruption and collusion going on you know what you want at the end of the line, and you can N: Well, this is Montreal!! [The Quid appreciates any Charbonbe challenging at times - which is not a bad thing, it allows for neau Commission shout-out] dialogue, conversation, and feedback. As our Associate Dean says - we’re not perfect, we’re human, and we welcome feedback to Nancy, it should be noted, is born-and-raised in Montreal, and is help us do things better. a huge Habs fan, with tickets to the October 18th game against Quid: Do law students like to argue? the Avalanche. When asked if a student has ever used hockey as N: Yes! I will often get, “You know, I am studying to be a lawyer,” an excuse for extension, she’s quick to say no, but suggests that or even “I am a lawyer” - and that doesn’t really go so well. As maybe her passion might lead her to also refer the matter to I say “That’s fine - but this isn’t an opportunity to practice your ensure objectivity. negotiation skills…” [Quid note: Some of y’all do that? Really? Cause it’s not like eve- And with that, the Quid feels we’ve gotten to know Nancy and ryone here is in the same boat? Okay…] the SAO better. We’ll save the answers to our more spicy quesQuid: Would you hire a McGill law grad as counsel? tions “Whose demands are more unreasonable - the students N: *laughs* Well, I have worked in engineering, medicine, and or the profs?” and “Have there been any ‘affairs’ at the Student now in law, so jokingly I will say that there are are some bridges I Affairs Office?” for another installment. But for the Quid’s concluwon’t drive over, some doctors I wouldn’t see and some lawyers I sion: Stop by the SAO - they’re so much nicer than you know! wouldn’t hire. Quid: Do you have a list of worst excuses students have provided when asking for an extension? N: I don’t have a Top 5, but some stick out to me. One was when I needed documentation and a student offered up a piece of a canoe to say he had been stuck in the woods for days -- we certainly discussed that one extensively within the SAO. Nancy explains that these types of decisions are not done by one person, “It’s a team - we refer back and forth and discuss … it’s a group effort”, a point illustrated when discussing a student whose reason for seeking an extension included a deceased dog. Very much a dog person - dog mugs and portraits decorate her office she referred the matter to the Associate Dean to ensure objectivity in the decision-making process. As a side note (and because you know the Quid is curious), Nancy’s dog, Coco, is an 8-year old chocolate labrador who has no eyes, owing to glaucoma contracted when she was five. Quid: Do you have any advice for law students from behind the scenes? QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 11 Law II LINDSAY LITTLE & EMMA LOIGNONgIROUX TORTS AND TARTS/DÉLITS-CIEUX Bienvenue à la saison 2014-2015 de Délits-cieux/Torts and Tarts ! Every week (hopefully), we will supply you once again with a dose of recipes and puns to keep you going through all your memos, fact patterns and readings (or at least to help your procrastibaking). Gardez un œil sur vos comptes Facebook (peut-être pas en classe) pour notre page-forum qui fera sa grande entrée plus tard ce semestre. We hope it’ll be almost as useful as Pubdocs. Until then, Bon appétit ! Piment rouge, Piment jaune, Pi-mange ta salade ! L’été semble revenir pour un dernier encore, et on a encore la chance de voir les stars de l’heure, soit tous les beaux fruits et légumes qui sont encore sur le marché. Ici, vous avez un recueil des meilleurs hits de la saison avec piments, haricots et herbes fraiches, remixés à la Martha Stewart dans une salade qui fera danser vos papilles gustatives. - 2 grandes poignées d’haricots verts (ou jaunes, on ne discrimine pas) - 1 pigment piment rouge - 1 piment orange - 1 piment jaune - 1 oignon rouge - 1 bloc de fromage feta - 2 tiges de ciboulette - sel et poivre - vinaigrette (recette en bas) Mettre une grande casserole d’eau à bouillir avec un peu de sel. Laver et équeuter les haricots. Ajouter à l’eau et faire cuire environ 5 minutes. (NB : Je préfère mes haricots encore assez croustillants, mais vous pouvez varier le temps de cuisson si vous les voulez plus ou moins fermes). Entre-temps, laver et couper les piments en lanières minces. Faire de même avec l’oignon et placer le tout dans un grand bol. Ajouter les haricots cuits et égouttés. Émietter le feta au dessus et couper la ciboulette en petits morceaux avec des ciseaux de cuisine. Verser la vinaigrette et ajouter une pincée de sel et de poivre. Bien combiner, et déguster ! QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 12 La vinaigrette de ma maman - - - - - - ½ tasse d’huile d’olive 1 à 2 cuillères à table de vinaigre de vin rouge 2 cuillères à table de jus de citron ½ cuillère à table de moutarde Dijon une pincée de sel de mer 3 tiges de thym frais Mélanger vigoureusement tous les ingrédients liquides (attention, l’huile ça tache !) et y ajouter le thym, en ne se préoccupant pas trop de l’enlever de la tige. Goûter et ajuster les saveurs selon le goût. GRUMBLING STUDENT GRANOLA THE STUDENTS OF MCGILL LAW v. EARLY MORNING LECTURES - and MCGILL LAW Appellant Respondent ON APPEAL FROM THE COURT OF APPEAL FOR QUEBEC Class action – Lectures and tutorials taking place at crack of dawn – Standing – Whether McGill Law students have standing to initiate class action on violation of CCRF article 2(e), fundamental freedom of right to sleep in – Whether plaintiffs have standing to sue administration of McGill Law for scheduling Early Morning Classes – Code of Civil Procedure c. C-25 art. 4.1 The time spent preparing is minimal. The students should mix the dry ingredients in one bowl, and the wet ingredients in another. The wet ingredients should be added to the dry ingredients, and mixed well. The mixture should be spread over parchment paper on a baking sheet, and baked at 300° F for approximately 20-25 minutes (stirring occasionally), or until the almonds and coconut have turned a light brown. Once removed from the oven using purposed oven-mitts, the appellants should allow the mixture to fully cool and add aforementioned dried fruit. Granola should be consumed prior to attending Early Morning Lectures. Infringement of sec. 2(e) is justified under the proportionality (time/work) step of the Oakes test and the Students’ claim is dismissed. A class action was launched on behalf of the Students of McGill Law (plaintiffs, hereinafter “Students”) against Early Morning Lectures and McGill Law generally, to seek enforcement of CCRF article 2(e), the right to sleep in. The defendants argued that (1) Early Morning Lectures were beneficial to the future careers of the Students of McGill Law, (2) that cooking this granola would ensure they have motivation to wake up for class to eat it, and (3) that the financial success likely to result from the patenting of this recipe was sufficient for the students to quit McGill Law and start a granola café opening at 1 :00pm, should they not wish to continue with Early Morning Lectures. Held – Appeal dismissed. The Students should make this granola. THE COURT – The trial judge did not err in addressing the multiple interests at stake in perfecting the recipe for this granola. The proper test for ensuring successful creation of “Grumbling Student Granola” means that the students must obey the following ingredients, or replace them in kind: i. 1 cup sliced almonds ii. 1/3 cup pumpkin seeds iii. 1/3 cup chopped pecans iv. 1/3 cup chopped hazelnuts v. 1/2 cup shredded coconut vi. 1/4 cup flax, ground vii. 1/4 cup chia seeds viii. 1/4 tsp salt ix. 1/2 tbsp cinnamon x. 2 spoonfuls coconut oil, melted xi. 2 spoonfuls maple syrup xii. 1/2 cup small dried fruit QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 13 In-House Diva Behind the Scenes: Lifting the New Chancellor Veil CHARLIE FELDMAN Who: Lysanne Larose, Victoria Leenders-Cheng What: Communications Office, Faculty of Law Where: 5th Floor, NCDH When: When I interviewed them? Last Monday. Why: Well, you find out fun things - like one of them was a contestant on Canada’s Smartest Person! Tucked away on the 5th floor of NCDH lies the Communications Office of the Faculty of Law. Therein the Quid found Lysanne Larose and Victoria Leenders-Cheng, standing (as they do all day, Victoria explaining “it started separately and serendipitously”) in a cosy nook that seems like it must be the fun-centre of the Faculty. To quote Victoria, “we’re a good team” - to which Lysanne adds, “we laugh a lot - maybe at other people… .” In other words, the perfect starting point for this new Quid feature! Charlie (Quid): What do you do? Victoria (V): We make things look and sound good! Quid: What kinds of things? Lysanne (L): What’s happening around the Faculty - be it student events, professor events, announcements… whoever wins a prize, we want to know! Whether a student, alumni, a prof - if you win a prize or get an important nomination, we want to know! Quid: What do you contribute to the Faculty? V: Sass. Quid: … and that’s measured how? V: Amount of chocolate consumed and delivered. [As the interview progressed, the Quid noted a distinct lack of available chocolate out for guests. The Quid suspects this is a strategic decision, knowing the Quid’s Cookie Monster-like approach to chocolate :-)] The Communications office prepares the alumni magazine, both electronic (once a month) and print (yearly). Their work involves conducting interviews, taking pictures, writing stories, and creating the layout design that alums have come to love in their mailbox. Unlike the Quid, however, they seem to have Lysanne QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 14 standards… Quid: Do you ever invent quotes? L and V: No. Quid: Really?!?!? V: Never. Quid: Are you jealous of the Quid’s dedicated weekly readership? L: We have a bigger readership than you! L: We’ll admit we’re less funny … and less controversial. Quid: BURN! (But fair…) …. Do you have a favourite interview? L: I just take the pictures -but Giorgio Resta and Allison Victoria Christians stick out to me. V: Sometime there’s a gap between the fun photo and the fun interview. Quid: Has there been a worst interview? (laughter) V: Mine wasn’t at this Faculty. L: When Profs refuse to meet with us…. The Quid, as you would expect, dear reader, pushed for names of the intransigent Professors but did not get anywhere. Maybe we should have brought some chocolate. Quid: Do you look at e-mails or publications in the Faculty and judge them for typos and layout? V: We judge extensively, but privately so. The Quid was presented with a whiteboard of banned words and expressions. (PHOTO) The Quid immediately went through its back issues and shuddered. Quid: What should students know about your office? V: That we exist - whatever your news item, big or small - we love hearing about it and meeting students! L: If a student has an event to advertise on the screen [in the atrium], give me a week’s advance notice and I’ll put it up - it’s only updated once or twice a week, so advance notice is better. You can also send along announcements for the web site, but for it to be posted, but must be an academic connection to your event. Quid: Have you ever broken a law? V: I once ran a red on a bike in front of a cop… L: I’m pleading the 5th! Quid: We’re in Canada! There’s no 5th here! … Speaking of which, would you retain a McGill law grad as counsel? L: Sure. If they’ve passed the bar, why not? If they haven’t passed the bar, forget about it… V: I’m self-repping. Quid: You know the JICP Professors would hate you for that… What’s something people wouldn’t expect about the other person? V (re Lysanne): She is the opposite of me! She has such a tough demeanor, but she’s a caring, compassionate, empathetic person who brings me lunch and takes care of me. L (re Victoria): This woman - she looks mild and meek, but she’s a Spartan racer, and was on Canada’s Smartest Person. (Quid note: Episode airs on CBC on October 19th, and apparently we’re not invited to the secret viewing party). Lysanne has been with the Faculty for nine years and fell in love with OCDH well before she started working here. Luckily, that’s where the Communications Office was located when she star- ted at the Faculty. Victoria joined the team in 2010, but spent some time away from the Faculty before coming back up the Hill. Both women have interesting academic backgrounds that you maybe wouldn’t expect. Lysanne has a Master’s in Environmental Science. Her undergrad studies were in chemistry, which she notes “explains my passion for cocktails.” Victoria has a Master’s in both journalism and literature, and is now working towards another Master’s in human systems intervention. Quid: Given you are a Master of Journalism, what can you say about the paragon of journalism that is the Quid? V (straight-faced): It’s an excellent, hard-hitting, investigative publication. Quid: (uncontrolled laughter, turning red) V: I MADE CHARLIE FELDMAN BLUSH! *** And with that, the Quid couldn’t continue. We thank the wonderful staff of the Communications Office for taking the time to speak with us, and hope you pass them along their news (but preferably you tell the Quid first!). QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 15 Law I Sriracha Scrambler Sandwich and Mystery Soup SUNNY YANG Secrets seem everywhere at McGill Law—everything from an unadvertised Thomson House loyalty card to the otherworldly whistling sound in room 101 to the mystical “holistic evaluation” admissions process. By far what isn’t a secret is that McGill loves diversity. At Integration Day earlier this month, we 1Ls learned that our ranks include: - a new parent; - someone who regularly commuted by ice skates; and - an individual who probably knows Mean Girls better than Tina Fey herself. It follows that there must be a secret life of students1 worth discovering in the hallways of NCDH. With fall officially here and the orientation frenzy over, much like in the wild, (free) food is becoming scarce. That’s why I’ve been thinking about how each student approaches the idea of cooking. Creatively? Practically? Grudgingly? Cooking is like shopping for clothes. They’re both activities everyone has to do but which differ tremendously depending on each person’s style. I like to cook. In fact, I’ve found it to provide a much-needed sense of accomplishment when exams loom, papers are due, and notes stop making sense; however, I hate clothes shopping and am always tempted to buy five of the same thing as long as it fits. If it saves me some time—so what if I walk around looking like a cartoon character? I wondered if other students at the Faculty had similar feelings about cooking. Ambling about at one of the coffeehouses, I started speaking with Chris about his recent adventures in cooking. Chris had lived with his parents or with roommates until this year therefore this is the first time he has to regularly cook for himself. His cooking stories, which could’ve had titles like “Raw Vegetable Week” and “Cereal, All Day, Every Day”, made me want to see what he could do with surprise ingredients and a month’s worth of self-taught kitchen know-how. The Experiment would take us one step closer to what would be the Sriracha Scrambler Sandwich and Mystery Soup. The Experiment was to find out what one learns about cooking after a month, as well as get a glimpse of one particular student’s approach to the task. QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 16 The rules were that: - ingredients needed to be reasonable, i.e. what a typical health- and budget-conscious student would buy for a meal (this rule worked both ways, ruling out bargain bin chicken as much as organic apples); - all ingredients had to be used in some way; and - oil, sriracha sauce, salt, and pepper were allowed to supplement the ingredients since the per meal cost for each is negligible therefore even a frugal student could still afford them—or at least get the latter two in little sachets from KFC. This past Monday, a trip to the grocery store and $9.68 got me the following ingredients to bring to Chris’ apartment: - carrots (5 lbs); - onions (2 lbs); - one head of celery; - one dozen eggs; and - one sliced Challah (a hefty loaf of egg bread that was surprisingly cheaper than Metro’s other leavened offerings). As Chris gets to work in the kitchen, I take a seat and ask him about his cooking experiences to date. While starting to snip carrots with a pair of scissors, Chris explains that he’s been in this apartment for a month now and was at first very reluctant to cook. When he first arrived, a typical meal was just cereal. After a while, he added eggs. Once a vitamin deficiency seemed imminent, the raw vegetable phase began. Cooking is not stress relief for him—he’d rather run or play music—therefore it must be cheap and fast. “30-45 minutes, max,” he confirms, checking the clock on the microwave. Like Rodin chipping away at the marble block to reveal the figure underneath—or me assembling IKEA furniture without reading the manual thus waiting to discover if it’ll be a stool or rocking chair—Chris says that he usually just adds ingredients and doesn’t know what the final dish will be. Nevertheless, he maintains that impromptu cooking works out. While slotting the challah slices into the toaster and adding some chopped celery to the scrambled eggs, he affirms that the once ad hoc dish, “Everything Curry”, is now a menu favourite. At exactly 6:30 PM, The Experiment is done. We eat. The Sriracha Scrambler Sandwich is an especially cheery platter with its golden scrambled eggs and equally radiant toasted challah. - Be patient. Remember that if you never lived in a residence with a kitchen to practice and a meal plan to bail you out, learning to cook will take time when you’re finally on your own. Whereas the sriracha contrasts nicely with the celery in the sandwich, it nicely brings together all the ingredients in the Mystery Soup—a mystery because it was only after the first tasting that the more exotic sriracha sauce and pistachios were tossed into the pot of celery, carrots, and onions. As the last of the toasted challah is being finished off, Chris reflects on the fact that he still doesn’t find cooking entirely enjoyable but he understands the importance of not relying on premade. In fact there even seem to be some aspects which could be, perhaps, fun. “Maybe one day I’ll be like Gordon Ramsay… though the worst profanities will probably be my food.” Chris’ Meal Prep Tips When starting out (for intimidated students): - Begin with cereal. - Move onto scrambled eggs—don’t forget oil, even if it’s a non-stick surface. - If it’s still too difficult, just deal with it or find a roommate and wash the dishes. - Try to limit eating out—it’s expensive and unhealthy. In-House Diva Charlie Feldman When grocery shopping: - Buy loose, not bagged, when shopping for produce. It’s easier to spot the bad apples, literally. - Go to one or two stores for the best deals but don’t wander around to save a few cents. - Student-friendly stores include 4-Freres on Saint-Laurent (for produce) and Boucherie Épicerie Soares & Fils on Duluth (for bulk grains). When cooking: - Fry spices like chilis and peppers in oil first to even out the spice so you’re not biting into mini-grenades. - Don’t toast challah. Not to be confused with the British television station Channel 4’s arguably more sensational The Secret Lives of Students, which “follows 12 freshers in their first year at university, exploring the drama of their new experiences and sharing their texts, tweets, pictures, videos and status updates.” 1 The Results are in... New Student Representation! Results of the GLSA (Graduate Law Students Association) elections: D.C.L Representative - Eliza Bateman LL.M Thesis Representative - Joanna Richardson LL.M Non-Thesis Representative: Cecile Auvieux Comparative Law Representative - Luigi Bruno Air and Space Law Representative - Marois Seretis Voter turnout - 26.70% Results of the LSA (Law Students’ Association) elections: Faculty Council Representatives: Guillaume Blais Michel Bélanger-Roy Marc Roy Justin Fisch Thomas Touchie First Year Class Presidents: Farnell Morisset Brouk Negousse Voter turnout - 42.8% Congratulations to all the winners and candidates on great elections! QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 17 McGill Centre for Human Rights and Legal Pluralism Centre sur les droits de la personne et le pluralisme juridique de McGill Justice Juan Guzmán Prosecutor of Augusto Pinochet Film Screening October 14 Documentary film screening: The Judge and the General 14 October, 5:00 pm 3644 Peel Street, Room 312 Post-screening discussion moderated by Frédéric Mégret A Discussion with Juan Guzmán: Prosecutor of Augusto Pinochet 15 October, 1:00-2:30 pm 3644 Peel Street, Moot Court Discussion moderated by René Provost | Discussion October 15 Justice Juan Guzmán gained international recognition for being the first judge to prosecute former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet on human rights charges. Participants are encouraged to attend the film screening on October 14 to be able to engage more fully in the discussion with Justice Guzmán on October 15. Quebec Bar CLE accreditation pending. Co-sponsored by Avocats sans frontiers and the Human Rights Working Group Law I LINDA AGABY 6 Novels every law student should read Just in case you don’t already have enough readings, or if you’re looking to procrastinate, here is a list of short law novels to remind you that you once read for fun! All of the following are under 300 pages, and are great for carrying on the bus or train. 1. The Trial, Franz Kafka (1925) What’s it about? If you’re in the mood for a dose of cynicism on the justice system, this is the story of a bland banker who finds himself charged with a crime…that he doesn’t even know about. This novel criticizes the bureaucracy of the legal system and questions the notion of justice. 2. The Paper Chase, John Jay Osborn (1971) Shout out to all first years! This novel focuses on Hart, a first year at Harvard Law, as he becomes fixated on his contracts professor, Charles W. Kingsfield, who barely acknowledges his existence. A story that knowledge is its own reward, it’s a great reminder that grades aren’t everything. 3. The Stranger, Albert Camus (1942) Set in the French colonial period in Algeria, the plot centers around Mersault, a young French man on trial for the murder of a local. Originally written in French, this psychological novel looks through the mind of a sociopath whose apathy towards his crime is interpreted as a lack of a conscience. Simple in writing style, it’s great for those who hope to improve their written French. 4. A Time to Kill, John Grisham (1989) This novel kicked off the career of the king of legal thrillers. Based on a real life case, A Time to Kill tells the story of a Missis- APLAM sippi lawyer who has to defend a black man accused of murdering the white racists who raped his daughter. The content may be difficult to stomach, but the story is inspired from a trial that Grisham watched when he was still a practicing lawyer, and is the turning point of his transformation from lawyer to author. 5. Anatomy of a Murder, Robert Traver (1958) A great read for aspiring criminal lawyers, this tells the story of a man who pleads temporary insanity for murdering an innkeeper. This novel also examines human fallibility in the legal system as we all have different perspectives of right and wrong. Plus, it was written by a former judge! 6. To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee (1960) How could I forget one of the world’s most beloved law novels? I didn’t make it through one day in law school without one of my teacher making a reference to Atticus Finch, the morally upstanding lawyer who has to defend a black man falsely accused of rape. The story is set in Depression-era Alabama and is told through the eyes of Atticus’ daughter, Scout. “The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience…You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view—until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.” Sometimes, it’s good to give your mind a break from all the facts, and indulge in some fiction. Or you could always just watch Suits (or The Good Wife, or House of Cards..) Asian Pacific Law Association of McGill Welcome Event APLAM Welcome Event a eu lieu le lundi 15 septembre. L’équipe de l’APLAM a eu le plaisir de rencontrer beaucoup de gens autour d’un repas asiatique (Giu!), et ce en plus de présenter ses projets. La discussion avec les étudiants a été particu- lièrement intéressante. APLAM is looking forward to meet even more people during the next events: Crisis in Hong Kong (October) and Shantou Info Session! QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 19 CALENDAR OF PROPOSED EVENTS 2014-‐2015 APLAM WELCOME EVENT MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 T H UNIVERSAL BREAK 1:00PM-‐2:30PM NCDH ROOM 202 Refreshments and snacks will be served APLAM PRESENTS: CRISIS IN HONG KONG O C T O B E R , D A T E T O B E C O N F IR M E D Curious about the relationship between China and Hong Kong? Concerned about Hong Kong being denied free elections? Wondering why PLA tanks rolled through Hong Kong at the end of August? Don’t miss this event!! Details to come. PROGRAMME D’ÉTÉ MCGILL/SHANTOU SESSION INFO O C T O B R E , D A T E À C O N F IR M E R Q & A avec les participants au programme d’été McGill-‐Shantou, dont 2 membres dirigeants d’APLAM, qui ont participé à la programmation de mai 2014. Subventionné en partie par APLAM. ÉVÈNEMENTS À CONFIRMER L E S C O U P S D ’ É T A T M IL IT A IR E S & L E S IM P A C T S JU R ID IQ U E S : L A T H A ÏL A N D E & L A B IR M A N IE (M Y A N M A R ) L E S S O IR É E S C IN E M A D IM S U M O U B A R B E C U E C O R É E N APLAM C O F F E E H O U S E / I Z A K A Y A , 2.0 In-House Diva CHARLIE FELdman OVERHEARDS Welcome to the Quid Overheard section 20142015!! Quelque chose à partager? Envoyez vos soumissions à [email protected]. Okay, maybe I need to sell this better. If you submit the most quotes in a given month, you’re getting dessert on me at T-House. Maybe. Possibly. I don’t know but probably. The Quid doesn’t have a budget, so I’ll just give you a toonie. :-P WHY SHOULD YOU BE ONE OF MY SPIES? Well, Have an awesome week and put on those listening uhhh, because it makes the Quid fun? Your teachers ears! will never know? It’s quick and easy? -Charlie Prof. Adamski: So this company called Alibaba, which is also the name of you know, Ali Baba and the forty thieves. I’m not saying you may want to consider that when deciding whether to invest in them or not. 1L: Do I get a locker? Or will I continue to hide things in the bathroom stall and lock it from the inside? LLM: This class makes more sense if you smoke up before it, trust me. Student: Well is it bad to take money from the Church? Wouldn’t a Bishop, just like every time you die, you pass it on to the next 3L: Somewhere in life I took a wrong turn. Probably at the corner Bishop… of Peel and Sherbooke when I said “That doesn’t look so bad…” Prof. Adamski: Well… you only die once. 2L (en mangeant): C’est lundi, c’est ravioli ! Student: Can you say something about the recent Nadon deci3L: Mais … c’est pas lundi audjourd’hui. Pis c’est pas ravioli ce que sion? tu manges. Prof. Bachand: Ah, yes, Nadon! *laughing* Well, there are things I 2L: *soupir* could tell you about that, but then I’d have to kill you. *laughs* 1L: Are people just taking to hear themselves talk? I swear some Prof. Campbell: The biggest risk for Greta of waiting to sue her sis- of these people have NO POINT WHATSOEVER TO MAKE. ter’s succession, instead of her sister personally, is that she could die before her sister! That’s not a question of law. That’s just life. 2L: *singing* I don’t want anybody else, when I think about you… *sarcastic* I punch myself in the face. Prof. (Redacted): I like being a professor because I enjoy leisure! Other 2L: Aww babe, that’s delightful! *sarcastic* I can’t wait to marry you! Prof. (Redacted): Kids are negative externalities. Unintended (Quid note: Match made in heaven…) negative externalities. 1L: Is it Christmas yet? No? Hanukkah? Prof. (Redacted): What you’re saying reminds me of that Latin legal expression… don’t screw people over because then they’ll 4L: I don’t even care about the law any more. I just want that sue you for being a dick. (pause) It’s probably better in the origi- billable hour clock ticking. nal Latin. 2L: I wonder what Profs are like on vacation. You know, like, are Prof. (Redacted): Do I care if you read? No. Do I care if you pass? they just looking for possible people to sue and get-rich-quick No. Do I care if you don’t read and then show up to my office schemes? hours complaining about how you’re not going to pass? …. YES! 2L: I like how the Quid tries to be all Le Devoir but it’s much more 1L: WHY are these doors so heavy and hasn’t anyone thought to Journal de Montreal do anything about this? (Quid: At least they didn’t compare us to Metro or 24 Heures….) 3L: A fire drill? REALLY? I hope there’s some hot firemen at least… and maybe they’ll bring a pole from the firehouse. QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 21 Law I FARNELL MORISSET McGILL LAW MEME WINTER IS COMING QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 22 In-House Diva BETTER THAN TAKING NOTES... CHARLIE FELDMAN H T M O T A X P R O B O N O J T Z T Q E E G T C F B G S S U M A D N A M U S I D N A T U M S I T A T U M G A A Y F E S Y N U L T R A V I R E S X F A I E G L W Z N V I G S A E B A H O T U C C Y A I H U K M X S E S Y G R A Q I D M L C E R U J E D Z I K G T C S D V I H K D Q S A U Q A E X W ab initio actus reus a fortiori a priori de jure I I N U R Q M U J S O H Z E L L P N O D E J N E S I N I U G N A S S U J R U G B Z Z S A O T W H C I K U A K I J O U O R N G P I U Q E J L C F W jus sanguinis Z R U B K J O O O K T O N L I N Q H I I J T Z O R S U L K A R I I H T K I X K A C T U S R E U S E I B U C E E U G O D U C T F A R F N I O A D X mandamus pro bono res gestae res judicata infra ultra vires jus cogens E E S R P N U Y Y S I I O A A K F R mutatis mutandis ex ante habeas V S C S T F W A E R T Q J X P F W R sub judice QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 23 QN • 30 SEPT 2014 • 24